why does everyone hate me? This is the only place i can speak english. The internet, on websites that look like they are from fucking 2008. i cant even remember when he threw me into that lake, that son of a bitch.. Honestly, this life is better than what i had, I am an online ghost practically..lmao.. Anyways, I died. I got thrown into a lake in Albania By somebody, and i went to hell. Satan cursed me to only speak morse code, and to only be an online entity.

Where i am trapped

Lake

non canon wall, everything here isnt canon but yea funny

272: what the fuck george why did you throw grandma in the

i dont know?? i was bored or sum

bro i would die to know what goes on inside your head

END OF NON CANON, EVERYTHING ELSE IS CANON

Tape OnE.

Play? Y

???: Hey, George. Why are you at that old VHS player? didnt John throw that away last year??

yea but i went digging and found this old tape.. so im gonna watch it. Oh, as a fourth wall break, hi digital.

You are extremely ill, george, please for the love of god go to a HOSPITAL.

Oh fuck off, your name is just a bunch of Question Marks!

You are fucking crazy. Anyways, lets just see whats on this tape anyways..

Play Tape

okay what the sigma was that?

end tapE

wait theres a lake near by.. doesnt your sister have necrophilia?? shes 17 so she can drive but were still 15 so we cant. lets bribe her with the taoe so shell come help us find a body

digital hang on to your socks.. watch this!

srsly bro get help

john DIDNT bury the tape!! 😟😟😟😟

Wait, where is she? why is she.. WHAT THE HELL!?!?! SOMEONE CARVED AN E ON HER FACE!!

theres a vhs tape stuck in her mouth.. Tape 2?